She says she's going to be single for the rest of her life.

 If that's true, we caught a major break, guys.

We Are Entering An Active Bear Area,

 I haven't seen one in years, so I hope I see one. And hopefully this is a good place to see a bear.

This isn't the first time they've done this

low-temperature humor is a joy.

The reason the red fades so quickly is because of the amount of infa-red in natural sunlight. It destroys red pigment.

Red car paint seems to do the same thing. 

@EmptyHandshake

Thank you, Steve, great adventure. I enjoy photography of old graves and gravestones in far off forgotten places. I told my wife when I pass, I want to be cremated. She came and told me yesterday my appointment is next Wednesday!

Get a job, you have

          too much time on your hands.